- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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