Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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whos district champs not JM

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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