You and your parents are going to die today

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Thats what she said

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Where's the soap?

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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