I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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