- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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