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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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