Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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