Penis.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

My name is Jeff

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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