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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Buzi vagy!

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

A guy was beet by his wife.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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