- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

womens rights.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

i lyk 2 eet pup

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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