What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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knock knock no ones home

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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