What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

women sports....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Tilt your screen back

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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