whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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