Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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