Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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