Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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