- Anti Joke

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

whats funnier than 24? 25

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

God. God.

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A dog was barking at a tree

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.