What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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this is not a drill.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Ben Affleck

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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