What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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