why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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minorities.....

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Dance is a sport

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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