- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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