- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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