- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Women's Rights.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Anthony sucks

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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