- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A kid has no friends.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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