- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

You and your parents are going to die today

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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