How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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