roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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What is cowboy say

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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