Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

knock,knock you suck

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What's 1+1? 69.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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