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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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