- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Stop procrastinating.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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