I'd like to make a withdraw

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

I'm so full I could stop eating.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Your Mother

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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