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Knock, Knock Who's There

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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