You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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James Patrick Campbell

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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