Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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nice tits.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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OOOOPPS /

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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