- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why dont they make black forks

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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