What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Chuck norris

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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where is the world?

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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