Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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what is orange? an orange

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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