Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

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