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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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