- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Mahmy

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Poop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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