Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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You're a frog

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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