Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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