- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

White men's rights

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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