- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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