- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

800 people died last year. end of story

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

identical jokes get different votes.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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