What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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when debbie meets downer

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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