- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Want to hear a joke? No.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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