what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Joesph Triphook.

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tom pauling

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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