So FDR walks into a bar.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

You know what's funny? Rape

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Joke

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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