- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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