Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Not a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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