- Anti Joke

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

ask me if im a door yes

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

ask me if im a door yes

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs