- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

minorities.....

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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