- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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