LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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