Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

VAL SUCKS

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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