How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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