what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Dusters blow stuff.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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