What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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