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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Bark I'm a tree

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

have safe sex

these are shit

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.