You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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get in the car.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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