- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Your mom.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

I just drank a cola.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

why am I writing this...im bored

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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