The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Knock knock

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

gay porn...

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Laugh.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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