- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.