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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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