- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

scraggle is in you pillow case

Your Mom

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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