Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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