- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

PEANIS!

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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