A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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